English Cellphone

May 9, 2008

My sister sent me an email saying that she dropped her cellphone in a cup of tea.
I replied with my most profound work to date:

English Cellphone
Schwester you poo!
That’s such an English thing to do
A cup of tea is so very small
But it did break you cellphone’s fall
A cucumber sandwich would not be as wet
It’s as English as tea and a much safer bet

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